JON LAJOIE - POP SONG

El cómico y músico canadiense Jon Lajoie parodia el estilo de músico comercial y la verdad es que es difícil definirlo mejor. Divertido y realista. Recomiendo todo lo que hace este genio, una de las grandes estrellas en internet.



LETRA:


Girl, im a sexually attractive man.
That makes me a good artist.
This is my new single…
I hope you like it.

Wealthy men hired me
to sing this song that they wrote for me.
They’re investing in this quasi-music video,
and theyre paying to get a bid on the radio.
(on the radio)

And they’re gonna sell a million (a million),
Yes it’s gonna go platinum…

‘Cause they’ll market this song
to young impressionable and insecure teenage girls.

‘Cause all you gotta say is,
ohh baby i love you and girl i need you in my world.

‘Cause they’ll market this song
to young impressionable and insecure teenage girls.

‘Cause all they gotta do
is find a sexually attractive man
that can sing all the words.

(and now the token rap verse
that doesnt make any sense
but helps to get a small percentage
of the urban music market)

Hey baby baby i can tell that you are crazy crazy.
shake that ass girl my rhymes are gettin lazy lazy.

These things im talking ’bout have
nothing to do with the song baby.
But it don’t matter wont you show me that thong baby.

That’s how it works in the pop music industry,
2009 motherfucker that’s just how it be.

‘Cause they’ll market this song
to young impressionable and insecure teenage girls.

‘Cause all you gotta say is,
ohh baby i love you ooh girl i need you in my world.

‘Cause they’ll market this song
to young impressionable and insecure teenage girls.

‘Cause all they gotta do
is find a sexually attractive man
that can sing all the words.

Now I’m singing with my gay voice
to let you know that I’m sensitive.
Oh yeah Im’ singing with my gay voice,
teenage girls love a sensitive boy (sensitive boy)

And you know I wanna…
Make money money
make money money
make money
make money money
make money money
make money…

Rich men makin money off of their investments,
ooh its so sexual baby…

Girl I love you so much,
I wish we could be together.
Unfortunately we can’t because
I’m rich and famous and you’re not

But, why dont you just go out and buy my album,
and tell your friends about it too
so that they also go out and buy it .